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hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

There’s no reason to tailgate someone in the slow lane, especially when I’m going 35 over the speed limit.

And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.

(via malnourishedstudent)

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

(via lurwisssss)

whatisthat-velvet:

maddmullah:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande

LMAO

(via slightly-to-the-right)

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

(via cometsworld)

taco-bell-rey:

"the test is today"

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(via lurwisssss)

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

(via f-ckoblivion)

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